Frank26
[Personal Ohio Bank Story]
FRANK: I'm here to talk to you about your bank...I asked, Here at Chase do you folks exchange foreign currency?
He said no, we do not. I found it odd...something was very wrong...Second Question, If you don't exchange foreign currency why is Jamie Dimon the CEO in Iraq? ...
[He said] No he's not. My next statement almost started WW III...Sir, you are very ignorant. You're in charge of this bank and you're answering my questions incorrectly...
I said let me try that again, Does Chase convert foreign currency into American dollars?
No. J.P Morgan does.
..So Chase is a bank and JP Morgan are the investors of Chase Bank right ?
Yes...They will exchange your currency..
.He softened up a little bit. He asked, What do you have?
...The Iraqi dinar...
How much?
I made up a number. I have over 200 million dinars.
He said, you're not going to be exchanging your dinars here at Chase. We can't handle that. You have to go to a state bank...
Where should I take my dinars to have them look at them, inspect them and then deposit them correctly?
He said New York [or] Chicago...You come here to my Chase office in Toledo Ohio we'll zoom with Chicago.
You're going to come to me?
Yes...We'll make an appointment. The Brinks truck will come, a representative will come. They will verify it. They will have all the equipment they need...
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