💢 GINTEL PART 1/2 - 😁 Hello, Happy Campers!! Coded message for all you genius camping enthusiasts 🙌😁💥 late night 7.23.24
💢 I've long since explained to you that all of the Camp Directors had been funded for the Triple Cabin Extravaganza to commence. We've been waiting all this time for some movement where Campers would enjoy their 💦 White Water Rapids trip 💦. Right about now, they'd better be packing their 👙🏖️. We hope they are gonna get drenched soon! 😁
💢 Some really fun things are on the itinerary for Happy Campers! One of the Big Chief Camp Directors, called "Admiralias Renocerous The Great" was heard today, saying, "I'm QB1", meaning "The ball 🏈 is finally in his hands" and he's got the go ahead to score, which will make all the Happy Campers at the Triple Cabin Extravaganza cheer with excitement, standing to their feet, roaring with joy. As of tonight, Renocerous Campers aren't drenched 💦, but we're hopeful and expectant that they'll be happily drifting on their 💦 White Water Rapid excursion 💦 in the next few days.
💢 As you know, Camp Directors in Zurich are happily anticipating positive movement 💦 in the European Base of Operations for the Triple Cabin Extravaganza. They are excitedly announcing for their Happy Campers to suit up 🩳 👙 😎 and prepare for their adventure to begin!! I've heard two friends who have 🏕️ Camping Extravaganza Reservations in Zurich who were told by their Camp Director that they will be at the Campfire and campsite picnic table for very special meetings before the end of July.
💢 More Triple Cabin Extravaganza News International 💥😁💥 - Happy Campers who hold German Bonds are currently yodeling in German. Happy Campers who hold Yellow Dragon 🐲 Bonds by the box and affectionately called "whales" - will be swimming with said dragons very soon - and they won't be hard to find like the Loc Ness Monster 😛😆😂 Swim 👙 baby, swim! (Whales 🐳 swimming with dragons 🐉 - well, isn't that something?!! 🤯😂🤣)
💢Ok, I digress ☺️😁😆 There are also many whom we've affectionately called "guppies" in the Triple Cabin Extravaganza who are also expected to go swimming with their German Bonds, yodeling away and swimming with their Dragons. Oh what fun! 💦🩳👙💦 Swim, guppies, swim!! 🙌
💢 Other world news - Iraq Great Daddy-O Big Chief Camp Directors 👑 are still waiting for USA to announce - "We've Got The Gold" - as in USN before their rate is officially declared, for all the world 🌍 to see. With political maneuvers happening in USA currently, we are hoping this occurs quite soon. The US financial market must be in full compliance to transact funds in gold backed assets. The readiness for this is being prepared now. 😉
💢Back to more happy news for the "Admiralias Renocerous The Great", Quarter Back Extraordinaire 🏈 - his Great Score shall fund adjudicated 🚜 Farmer Claims, The Family of Elders and Triple Cabin Extravaganza platforms. I'm also hearing that CMKX adjudicated funds will be 💦 drenched 💦 at the same time and it all could go very quickly. ➡️ You'll recall that these Happy Camper Landmarks were what I called "Non-negotiables" and unless we saw them and passed them on the Happy Camper Hiking 🥾 Trail, we'd be waiting for our adventure. Welp, Campers, it looks like we're finally here! 😁 It could truly happen in a matter of days. Happy Trails are here, baby!! Pack your gear 🏕️ 🥾 so you don't get behind! Bring your 🩳🏖️👙 so you can swim💦! My best guess is that Quadruple Thrills Campground will be open for the "guppies" and rest of us within days after the Triple Cabin Extravaganza Camping Crew is 💦 through with their Happy 2024 Adventure of a Lifetime. 😁
💢 Friendly reminder - all German "yodelers" and Yellow "Dragon 🐉" swimming enthusiasts and Zimbabwe trophy 🏆 holders must go to a Redemption Center to redeem your treasures. This includes ALL Happy Camper Historical Bonds. 😁